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I Recommend:

The Jukebox in Your Heart:

 

I asked for it.  A new Mike Stinson CD, and I can't recommend it highly enough.

 

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Special Sports

World According to Me: NFL Draft 2010: Team Grades and Brief Analysis

Five of My Favorite Singer/Songwriters who are overdue for a new CD: (Instead of a criticism, a hope there's more great songs to come)

Mike Stinson: A honky-tonk voice so unique and a talent for pathos dripping with irony.  One of the top songwriters I've heard so far.  There has been promises of an impending new project due out any day now, "The Jukebox In Your Heart."

Last CD: Last Fool At the Bar

Brian Keane: A founding member, but now part-time player of the Band of Heathens, he recently gained some notoriety for co-writing Hayes Carll's award-winning "She Left Me for Jesus." 

There have been hints since 2007 that a record entitled "Forbidden" was imminent.  Still hoping.

Last CD: I Aint Even Lonely

David Halley: The writer of "Rain Just Falls" would be enough, but he has two fantastic, hard to find CDs: Stray Dog Talk and "Broken Spell."

Said to be working on new stuff with a band called Shake a Stick.

John Eddie: A touring, live performer whose only major release is Who the Hell is John Eddie which produced some airplay for songs like "If You're Here When I Get Back" and "Let Me Down Hard."

No word on an upcoming release.

Irene Kelley: The writer of one of the best country songs of all time, "A Little Bluer Than That."  Her sophomore effort, "Thunderbird" was a little disappointing, but A Simple Path was a revelation.

Come on, y'all.  The crowd is getting restless.

I Recommend: The Missing by Tim Gautreaux

 

Special Sports

World According to Me: Favre Not Alone Among Great Quarterbacks with less than Favorable Finishes

 

 

A Brief Special Sports

World According to Me:

Now, that A-Rod has been exposed, what shall we do about the "steroid era?"

There has been consternation about the besmirching of the record book.  Much longing for the days of Ruth and Aaron.

A little due diligence would cast some light on this darkness.  How did the sport reconcile the many Babe Ruth homers hit during the game's admitted "live ball" era.  Lip service for awhile, and then we let it slip into oblivion.  And did we agonize over nearly half of Hank Aaron's homers coming after they'd lowered the mound which took pitchers a lot longer to adjust to than hitters.  Nope.

 

What are the agonizers  worried about?  That names other than McGuire, Bonds, Sosa, and A-Rod would be at the top of the power totals?  Really, who?

 

I have already ranted about the erroneous, widely-held beliefs about steroids. (See the World According to me)

 

However, I encourage anyone interested in learning some level-headed facts about the "steroid scare" to check out the following: (the first is a real eye opener from HBO's Real Sports):

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2754168929523377644

http://www.biggerstrongerfastermovie.com/

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I've been surfing and e-mailing for over a decade, but I always figured, "What do I need a web page for?" or "The web needs another personal website like I need another hole in my head."

("I got 99 holes in my head, one more can't hurt me much."  -- 99 Holes by Butch Hancock.)

Re-elect Al Gore

(some day)

And what kind of stuff would I put on a web page if I had one?  Stuff like Butch Hancock song lyrics, apparently.

        Or John Prine Lyrics: It seems to me these lyrics to this vintage Prine song are just as valid today as they were thirty years ago:

But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.

Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore
© John Prine

New, even more topical John Prine lyrics from his recent CD, Fair & Square:

Have you ever noticed
When you're feeling really good
There's always a pigeon
That'll come shit on your hood

Or you're feeling your freedom
And the world's off your back
Some cowboy from Texas
Starts his own war in Iraq

Some Humans Ain't Human John Prine
Copyright  2005 TommyJack Music (BMI)/Corn Country Music (BMI) All Rights Reserved.

 

Stuff about:

  • My Family (all made up, of course, to protect the innocent; I live a rich fantasy life.)


Who Am I?
(I digress, therefore I am)

I was born a 53 year old grandmother.
I was the kid who was always telling the other children not to run with scissors,
don't climb up there;
don't ride no-handed;
you could put an eye out with that!
I'm afraid of everything, especially heights.  I'm only 5'7" but I don't even like being that tall.
I hate going fast. I do not peddle downhill.  I prefer ski lodges to skiing.
I don't even like being able to run as fast as I can. (I hate rollercoasters:
"There are no atheists in foxholes or rocko planes." -- Mark Hobson)
 
I grew up in Lodi, a small town in Wisconsin, hometown of Tom Wopat and Suzie the Duck.
My only claim to fame is that I was once a member of a national trivia bowl championship team
and was elected to the Trivia Bowl Hall of Fame.
Check back, I'll add more if I ever do anything else.
You won't want to miss that.

Okay, for those checking back: I did some more trivial stuff.  My team won the Team Trivia Wisconsin Tournament of Champions for 2008.  Here's a link: http://www.teamtriviawi.com/photos.php

(photos about midway down)

 


Go to Page Two for My All-Time Favorites:

One of the reasons for starting this page was because people kept asking me to recommend another author or another good book to read or what singer-songwriter I recently stumbled upon.  So, here you will find just that sort of thing:

My All-Time Favorites:

bullet My Links

PONTIFICATION: (The world according to me!  The very squeamish or those who already have an opinion of their own will want to avoid this section.)


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Deep Cover by Tim Eagan
July 01, 2010

 

Utah Holding Huge Gun Permit Blowout Bonanza

-- July 6th, 2010

 

  In 2004, Utah received about 8,000 applications for the permits. In 2009, that number had skyrocketed to 73,925.

  Pass a Utah gun safety class which can be taken anywhere in the country and pay the $65.25 permit fee and you, too, can carry a handgun in at least 28 other states in addition to Utah.  The prized permits is good for five years and costs $10 to renew.

  Nearly half of the 241,811 permits granted by the state are now held by nonresidents, according to the Utah Bureau of Criminal Identification, which administers the permits.

  It is, perhaps, not a surprise that the 28 states which honor Utah's crazy gun proliferation permit are predominantly red with Michigan, Florida, Vermont, and Colorado honoring only permits held by Utah residents.

  “We teach passive shooting in Utah,” said State Representative Curtis Oda.

  As close as can be deduced from the representative's nugget of qualification is that those people killed by a gun held under a Utah permit do not die a violent death.  The passively shot bullets don't penetrate a victim's body as much as they insinuate themselves inside the wounded person and become uncooperative with the functions of the internal organs until they stop resisting.


Cushing Wins NFL Rookie of the Year Award...Again: AP Sportswriters surprise everyone with the percentage of backbones in their number -- May 12, 2010

  Even though many of the voters chose not to change their vote because they were more appalled by the precedent of re-voting than the worry over female fertility drugs, and several switched to voting for Cushing for the same reason, this is a seminal step toward an era where witch hunts, accusations, and secret lab tests are disdained in favor of evaluating performance and effort.

  For those who changed their votes, I can only ascribe the following: The idea that taking diuretics, female fertility drugs, or steroids of any kind could cause any player to make more tackles, more interceptions, or more sacks is so preposterous as to challenge the credibility of anyone who would propagate or support such a specious theory.


So, once again, my e-mailbox is inundated with pointed, almost accusatory demands for my donated money, time, and effort to help Obama get his watered-down healthcare package through Congress.  The bill is primarily a Republican version of what started out to be a reform initiative.  Why would I want my representatives to vote for that?

  Obama's people are so desperate to pass this lame product they've resorted to bragging up elements of reform which are clearly not addressed in the bill and are a long shot in the reconciliation action supposedly planned for the near future like:

  Ending insurance company abuses

  Ending the denial of coverage to those with pre-existing conditions

  Prohibiting drastically raising premiums.

  Taking life-and-death decisions out of the hands of insurance companies and returning such decisions to patients and doctors.

  Unfortunately, these essential reforms are not in the healthcare bill as it now stands.

  On top of trying to mislead me about his lack of reform, Obama alienates me further by supporting the firing of an entire teaching staff in New Jersey who were holding students accountable for attending school and mastering the curriculum.

  Yeah, I'll be quick to volunteer my money for that sort of political agenda.  At this rate, Democratic Party candidates may not want Obama to campaign for them in 2010.


Obama Remains Mystified by Bush sleight-of-hand Economics

  Unable to figure out how George Bush conducted a costly, illegal war, funneled billions to drug companies for inflated prescription prices for medicaid recipients, and handed the richest people in the country an irresponsible tax cut while still balancing the budget, President Obama decided to alienate his base further by calling for budget cuts and freezing government spending on over 100 programs.  


"A person’s last days can be spent in any number of ways. But on the phone pleading with an insurer, that’s only in America."

-- from ABIGAIL ZUGER, M.D. review of T.R. Ried's Healing of America

 

"One Injury, 10 Countries: A Journey in Health Care"
NYT, September 14, 2009

 



 

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